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first_seventhe Jun 25, 2014 09:36

And then someone hit me on the way in to work yesterday!

This entry was originally posted at http://seventhe.dreamwidth.org/364980.html, which has

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what the fuck with extra emphasis, it is what it is, life is grand, bugfucking crazyshit, i can't make this shit up, work: mobile office, don't be that other guy, whiney mcwhinewhine, snort coke like a man, drivers who are not me, made an appointment with dr jack daniels

[medical update] step one complete (?)

first_seventhe Jan 22, 2013 21:17

So today I got injections into the trigger points in my muscles. It sucked. I blacked out, nearly vomited, almost cried, and was shaky for probably ~two hours afterwards. Conclusion: Highly Uncool.

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my life is broken, trigger warning: my neck/back/shoulders, epic battles: sev vs her body, ew, sev is a walking incoherent clusterfuck, i can't make this shit up, bodies: why

where i was, and where i will be for the forseeable future

first_seventhe May 24, 2012 22:35

I'm always surprised at how many hours there actually are in a day ( Read more... )

oh my god where is bed, 'fuck work' is the new 'fuck school', incoming panic attack get in the cellar, stress, i can whine in my lj if i want to, fuck my life, i can't make this shit up, work, spacehearting, work: plant trips, snort coke like a man, i think i'll smoke it, i am so tired, this is why i drink, lesbus christ pray for me, *dead*, out of shits and sympathy, what the fuck me ever, i immediately regret this decision, involving cats somehow, quit life become hobo, the funkblahs, i do not travel well, how do adult

BUGFUCKING CRAZYSHIT

first_seventhe Sep 16, 2008 07:49

OH FUCKING HELL I FORGOT THE WORST PART ABOUT SHUTDOWN WEEK. THE PART WHERE BECAUSE THERE IS NO STEAM IN OUR FUCKING BUILDING WE DON'T HAVE ANY FUCKING HEAT. AND WITHOUT ANY FUCKING HEAT THE AIR CIRCULATION SYSTEM JUST BELCHES COLD FUCKING AIR BECAUSE NO ONE CAN TURN IT OFF OR DOWN BECAUSE I AM SURROUNDED BY FUCKING ROBOTARD COCKFACES. AND MY ( Read more... )

i hate being cold, bitch is not pleased, workplace wank, so fucking cold, plethora of tags!!!!!!!!, i can't make this shit up, work, no cock joke can save this, cold can suck it, i fucking hate you world, sev capslock(tm), cock jokes!, whiney mcwhinewhine, cock, cocks everywhere, things that suck a dick, people suck, fubar, assholes!, i don't have a funny tag for this, oh my pimp jesus, it might suck a dick, quit life become hobo, angry letters

A series of letters.

first_seventhe Jan 23, 2007 08:54

Dear Columbus,

Hi! YOU ARE IN OHIO. PLEASE BUY A SNOWPLOW. When I cannot change lanes on a major highway due to the mountains of snow still on the road, and I've seen over 12 cars in ditches who did try to change lanes in the last 20 minutes, and this is not an exaggeration - something is wrong. I have never driven 40 on a highway before. ( Read more... )

bad kitty mommy, i do not want you to be pointy, i can't make this shit up, angry letters

How old's the Grand Canyon? Well, we can't tell you. Really.

first_seventhe Jan 03, 2007 09:15

Um ... what?

No, really. Really. I mean ...WHAT?!

Did you say ... did you actually say ... you aren't allowed to publish or tell the public how old the rock in the Grand Canyon is?

And you have to sell a creationist book which states the Grand Canyon was created by Noah's Flood? Now, c'mon. That just reads like a bad fanfic.

I hate people ( Read more... )

i hate people, completely pointless spam, politics suck, internets, i can't make this shit up, people suck

Fucking snow.

first_seventhe Oct 14, 2006 18:16

So yesterday, about 4:00-ish, I get a call from my mother. It goes something like this ( Read more... )

winter, parents, buffalo winter can suck it, i can't make this shit up, what the fuck can go wrong now

Aaand ... a rant.

first_seventhe Aug 24, 2006 08:41

An Article On The Marriageability Of Career Women And The Divorce Prospects Thereof. Plus, a rebuttal.

I actually stole this from metaquotes, in which there is an excellent response to this article which has been quoted hereThe (first) article quoted is, to be fair, a summary of statistics and findings from various marriage studies. I'm willing to give ( Read more... )

rants, don't marry a smart bitch, i can't make this shit up, people suck